Creation Tries to Be Cute
Don’t bitch about this to much, I was just bored :/ Once upon a time before time had even begun An immaterial being got all things done He made there be light – before making the sun Because hes almighty and thought thatd be fun In just 3 days he made, the earth and the seas And the grass and the plants and all the fruit trees But wait, without Sun how would the seeds grow ? Never mind that, hes God , thats all I need to know Then he made the sun the moon and the stars But I dont think he mentioned anything about Mars He just threw them in heaven where they were to stay And dont sell me no stories about Mily Way So here ends the fourth day and right after that he made fowls and whales and cattle and what not Which were not made to evolve but were made just like that Then God pulls the best trick he had up his sleeve : He makes Adam from dirt, and Eve from Adams rib They were made in his image, I know this for a fact ..I wonder where Gods belly button is at . They were given a garden but theres a catch, you see In the middle of it there was this tree Of knowledge of good and evil, from which they must not Eat, as we all know that knowledge is bad But Eve was tempted by a bad snake from Hell She ate the fruit and made Adam eat it as well And this is why now there is cancer and Aids And we must deny science and hate on the gays And prays our righteous and alloving God Who killed everybody during the flood And I have a book to prove this you know It was written thousands of …
@kuvtsisnyiamkoj Classification of species is not done by similarities alone, not anymore that is. Similarities are a good indication of relation but not the be all and end all as some have been found to be wrong.
We now have a much better understanding of the relations from one species to the next and a very competent “family tree” of species by looking at the DNA evidence.
@krustofskie
That’s my point exactly. DNA is nothing more than a blueprint.
A Ford and A Honda can have very similar design blueprint.
They are not necessarily related though.
It is quite obvious that DNA does not really reveal origin BUT
rather the blueprint of the certain creature only.
@kuvtsisnyiamkoj You want to deny DNA as evidence for family relations even though it has been proven correct?
How about looking at when you couple together all the different types of evidence, you will find that they back each other up. All the different types agree with each other and can create a near perfect family tree.
Fossil evidence, DNA, RNA, evidence from proteins, vestigial and atavistic organs, embryology, biogeography, homology, bacteriology, virology, immunology, pest-control.
@krustofskie
You need to realize that evidences can be misleading.
Evidences can cleary be stacking up but detrimental to the real truth.
I must believe, in an atom ‘r’ a sum, Heisenberg believed it would equate to less than 1, but 1 in not what we tend to believe, A speed at 1 is infinite in power, but evolutionists say, no God could hold such a power.
So either, God or Einstein, hold this infinite allure, all I know is no mortal is sure.
So If My God nor My Mentor will not put me to shame,I cry out, humbly, plz put us all to shame.
As I place my last dime upon chance, I know my God flips coins as mere happenstance.
@kuvtsisnyiamkoj well, those are things created by humans, but in evolution what you are talking about is life and the complex chain that it rolls today, our dna contains genes exactly as other espicies do, so…
@rick92rr
That is what I am saying.
Blueprints for cars evolve.
And the blueprints have a lot of
similar stuff like engines, axles, brakes, a/c, etc…
Does that make a TOYOTA and FORD from the same source.
No!
ha, that was good.
God didn’t give us morals. According to Genesis, Satan did. Morals are the ability to know what is right and what is wrong. But God didn’t want A and E to KNOW what was right and what was wrong. That’s why he said not to eat from the fruit of that one tree. Satan tempted them into doing it. God didn’t want them to know. Satan did. So basically, original sin? Morality.
@swordnquil Does that mean I can continue to eat babies without guilt? NICE! Thanks for the insight!
@genericnameboi91 Totally, but I’d recommend some really high-end hot-sauce. Babies tend to be a little bland, what with all those strained peas and infant formula. I’ve found that just a touch of hot sauce brings out the natural flavoring perfectly. And I’d suggest a nice white wine to go with it. Red just doesn’t cut it.
Might I suggest a nice strangled-kitten a la mode for dessert? The younger the better. Adult cats are just too tough and stringy.
@swordnquil I like your style stranger.
@genericnameboi91 Thanks! Hey, someone has to tell the world what we atheists do behind closed doors, right?
Except for that thing about the chickens. No, that’d probably be too much. Definitely.
@swordnquil No no, that’s for us to know and celebrate, and for them to never find out.
Excellent video! How can anyone take Genesis seriously? The only way I can see it is that God’s the bad guy because he set up the two – by definition – most innocent people in history. Why would they, without knowledge of good & evil, disbelieve in a talking snake (?!) that the all-good god created? Then god blames them for choosing what is a random option! And people believe GOD was the good guy. Arrrgh!!
Freaking awesome!
@swordnquil I never thought of it that way, but your point about morality coming from ‘satan’, rather than god, is intriguing. You’re absolutely right. His highest objective, and the whole reason for dooming humanity to hell, is that he tried to withhold knowledge from us. I’ll keep that little card up my sleeve for future debates with creatards who think there can be no such thing as right and wrong without their version of god.
@ZOMGitsCriss i dont know why you try so much to disprove Gods existence because if you know that there is no God, then we all lose nothing. the dude (including me) that believes in God will be at the same position as you after death, if there is no God. i find Atheist attitude towards God a bit weird. it would make sense for a believer in God to go through all the trouble to prove Gods existence, but not you(atheist). you dont achieve much except hatred towards yourself. so the question is why?
this is so cute I love the way you perceive the world around us.
Funny, how–of all the people to watch this video (not to mention the ones who responded)–I am the FIRST to say it is ‘cute’ in the reactions. I wonder if that’s because they’re all anarchists daring to defy our cute Queen, or because they’re all using ‘the secret weapon of Theists against Satan’: indifference (secret to even the Theists themselves)
@kuvtsisnyiamkoj No one “believes in” evolution. Belief is for religiously deluded folks. People who understand evolution, and the evidence that supports it, accept it as true. Your silly car analogy aptly demonstrates that you do not understand evolution.
Cars do not reproduce. Reproduction is the key to evolution, as individuals do not evolve, populations do.
@MisterDataJack
Hey, you missing the point. What about similar bacterias created in the laboratory by different scientists.
They reproduce. The point is that similarities does not make you a group. Just because two separate bacteria species are alike does not make them come from the same group.
@kuvtsisnyiamkoj True, similar morphology doesn’t guarantee similar lineage, but it suggests it. Then we confirm it by using a host of other methods – check their DNA for ERVs, check for bone shape and type, check internal organ location, size, shape, and type, etc.
Common descent and speciation are regular, expected, and inevitable consequences of reproduction.
Scientists do not “create” bacteria “in the laboratory”. They modify existing bacteria through gene manipulation/insertion.
@swordnquil I thought god created the tree with the magical fruit. Why would he create the fruit in the first place if he knew….yeah…ok.
1000th comment!: i love what u did there an i have a huge crush on u lol
-looks at “god tells it like it is”- i shall go watch that now